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Issue: 279 | 16th day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	Beware, Mysterious Valentines! Or better yet, beware of Kadoaties bearing gifts... by aiyakhiori
	From Jhudora with Love What more would you expect? by invalid_character
	Don't Play With My Heart Can you fix it? by zelda2222
	Don't Ask... on Valentine's Day! When giving Instant Roses to a friend, make sure the instant part has already happened. by highlordofpenguins
	Finny's Corner Skyy is not a poet, and doesn't know it. by divisible_by_zero
	Squirrilia's Pages: Valentines Day Special A Mysterious Valentines Card! by accasperberry3
	Subnormal Ingenuity -flailflail- by dhej
	Idle Chatter I wouldn't ask, if I were you... by party_hobbit
	Almost Insane: Celebrate Birthdays With Caution Birthday Cakes + Birthday Candles = Total Makeover by vehement
	Define Idiocy Upcoming game: Kougra vs Kougra! by darkness1300
	Gelert Days Have you seen my pile of soot? by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries Have you ever wondered.... by gabeedragon
	A Really Secret Valentine Show you care... or at least try to. by peri0neo
	Von Roo Godori. Very, um, evil. by komodo_matta
	Jubble Bubble What Jubble Bubble can't do... by crazy_kathy
	The Neopian Life Neopian shoppers know no limits. by niumaten
	Common Mistakes Of course we'll play! by blublah81
	Fish Versus Fern Underwater fishing or Gardening supplies? by wirlhwind
	Who Says Lennies Can't Fly? Oh yeah? Concept by blacebrander by m3rcuri
	The Plain Truth: An "Evil" Valentine's Day!? More than evil! Idea by tirrya by kazukazue
	Kougra Comix Guess again! by teenagerobotfan777
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VII Friend Bob Part II by khestrel
	Faellie Follies: Christmas? What is Fickle doing? by ewanspaz
	The Mind of Max ~ Valentines Special! No! Not a hug! by 0omythical_dragono0
	Edible Pets Why doesn't the Giant Omelette give out Speckled Usuls? by likeomg
	Unhinged Make a wish! by sharkies
	Just Another Comic Get it away from me! I can't stand to look at it! by jamz76
	The Bunker The plot continues... or starts... or, uh..... wait, what was I talking about? by hubadawaha
	neopets: neoventures Why can't Chocolates be eaten? by guardianpinkneko
	Our 7: Heart Attack? Happy Valentines Day!! by flowerchick81
	Refugees Yuck! The Neopian Times is all pink and girly again. by ssjelitegirl
	The Callahan Files You don't need a single neopoint for a Grey Paint Brush. by caloriemuncher
	Nonsense: Valentines Day Urgh, Valentines Day.... by kai_pawz
	Kiko Katastrophe It was bad enough before... by unaagi
	Random Something - Valentines Special IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!! by silvermare200
	The Royalz - The Cheap Valentine Err... It's empty... by mean_to_u
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Happy Valentines Day! by starlet12
	Happy Valentine's No ribbon... Idea by pineapple_apple by xo_madison_ox
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: V-Day Happy Valentines Day! by 0x_freaky_x0
	Kryonus: Valentines Day Aww! by icesmith
	Sweet Valentine Thoughts I made you a muffin... Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Neopups Shenkuu dinner. by coshi_dragonite

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"The Age of Reason" by rcr311
The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion. If he had any sense in him, he would have chosen a day when the Station was jam-packed, so he would have a better chance of causing terror. However, that's in the past, and it wouldn't make any sense to wonder any more. On the fifth day of the Month of Hiding, year eight...

Other Stories

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A Clown For Valentine's
I realized that my sister had to get whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted it, or else she would make a scene. Scenes were terrible things to make. She would scream and kick and throw herself on the floor...

by tazmanianunicorn

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A Poem of Friendship
Valentine's Day would be soon. And so would come the sappy cards, boxes of chocolates, roses, and another year for Tina without a Valentine...

Also by goosher

by hello5346

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A Different Kind of Valentines
"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_

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Interview With The Uppingtons
That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?

by jambammer

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Seven
"King Skarl doesn't show up until this afternoon," Rolan said. "And I don’t think we can do very much until he gets here. Once he does, Jeran, I need you to keep him busy – preferably with Father..."

by nimras23

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Two
Luther didn't look offended at all. "Oh, I'm not even paying. It was Griptor's gift to me, for services to the hotel. Two weeks in Terror Mountain! A warm suite in the Mountain Lodge!"

by kemppotatoe

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